iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.

vlpaulieb:

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros
maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros

maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros


Jessica Lange

Jessica Lange

Jessica Lange

Jessica Lange

Jessica Lange

Jessica Lange

Jessica Lange

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fill so your followers can get to know you

1. state your name: Cortney
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: Mariah
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? Mom, Dad, and little brother Christian
4. what was your first job? Assistant Party Planner at an Event planning business

5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? Probably, but I also probably blacked it from my memory
6. do you miss your ex? Depends which ex you’re talking about.
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? Why would you make a girl choose between chocolate?
8. do people praise you for your looks? No, not particularly
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? either black or a lilac/orchid purple
10. how do you wear your makeup? Kinda femme but natural. I love love love my plum lipstick thoughhhhh
11. what are some of your nicknames? Arya, Cort, Cortney Rosie.
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 4
13. how many bathrooms? 3
15. do you have a car? Yessir
16. do you work out every week? Hell no
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? Do I look that repulsive? Of course I did.
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Yes
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Yes
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? Bikinis, something cool like fringe or something on it.
21. do you like your eyes? Yes
22. do you think you are pretty? I don’t think I’m ugly„„,
23. who was the last person you talked to in person: My roommate
24. how much money in your bank account? hopefully more than $300 at this point…..
25. are you single? Yes
26. do you want kids? Yes
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: Vera Bradley. the pattern with the elephants on it.
28. what celebrity do you think is hot? JOSHUA RYAN HUTCHERSON
29. last movie you saw in theaters: Divergent
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? No
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? Yes
32. have you ever cheated? I may or may not have helped someone try to move on while they were technically still in a relationship……
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Yes
34: what do you like to do in your spare time? Tumblr, Netflix, reading, writing, music
35: what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? See, I have this thing where I go blank when someone asks me a pointed question…..
36: who was the last person you texted? One of my sisters, Motley
37: how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 2.5 if we’re being real here.
38: how do you look right now? Put together. Sundress, belt, flip flops, jacket
39: who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? Jesus. Judge me, peasants.

fallenforjhutch:

I JUST WANT TO MEET JOSH GOODBYE